/u/Broodfoos's posts
[WP] Governments have begun to ban childhoods after a scientific breakthrough in the field of "hyper-aging" allows infants to age their prime in a matter of weeks. Now parents must fight for their children's right for a childhood.
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[WP] It's been 2 days since we woke up on this damned school bus and the kids are getting restless, the only one who seems to know why we are here is "The Teacher" and all she seems to spout on about is "How fun this field trip is gonna be" and "how informative it is going to be for the children".
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[WP] Because of your latent magical powers everything that you touch gets randomly enchanted. So while sometime your cheeseburgers are enchanted with multiplication there are other times where you pick up a stick and it gets immediatly set on fire
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[WP] It's actually true when people say "Jesus is walking among us". You can tell because ever since you drank from the Holy Grail you can actually see Jesus just you know chilling around the city.
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[WP] The year is 30XX and McDonald's has expanded to the far reaches of the universe and beyond, but even now has it's sights on new business opportunities as you are one of the new employees in the first branch of McDonald's in Hell.
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[WP] You've joined Clava Immortalem, a club exclusively occupied by immortals and other ageless entities, to try and connect to other immortals like yourself.
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[WP] You are one of the ghosts who are plagued by the modern age. Back in the good old days people would just run and be afraid of you, but now there are all these ghosts hunters with their nets and wierd machines. Which can be quiet scary and annoying for ghosts like you.
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[WP] You're an immortal boss character in a video game type world. What's your trick to being immortal? Infinite phases and forms that make the battle go on forever.
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[WP] You're the caretaker of what is believed to be the oldest human alive. Most people contribute his longevity to his healthy lifestyle but you learned the truth the hard way after he asked you to take off one of his rings and you watched him slowly decay and turn to dust.
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