/u/Broodfoos's posts
[WP] Every species of animal has learned to use a specific tool. For dogs, it happens to be hammers and for cats knifes. The horrible truth of the matter is that with every species of animal that learns how to use a tool, humans lose the ability to use that tool.
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[WP] You've survived every horror movie scenario in existence, but none of that has even prepared you for the true horror of life: adulthood.
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[WP] Have you heard about how Spider-Man got his powers from a radioactive spider bite? Well, I'm a radioactive man going around biting random stuff and creatures to give them superpowers.
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[WP] Many wonder how the world's worst supervillain has been funding his maniacal schemes for all these years after never robbing a bank or the like. Well, for him, it's quite simple as to how he gets all his money. Every Sunday he takes the day off from villainy to visit his sweet ol' gran.
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[WP] A group of students have created a hive mind to help with their studies. It starts off harmless enough, until they all start changing in unison and start getting very forceful in trying to convert people.
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[WP] The apocalypse came and went, destroying the lives of billions of creatures around the world. Yet the one thing that irks at my mind. The one thing that keeps me awake more than anything else. Is how did YOU survive.
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[WP] God is extremely concerned to find that a human has met all the qualifications to replace him as ruler of our universe. Soon God will lose all of his holy powers and he and this human will compete to see who truly is worthy of the title of God.
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[WP] Every human gets a chance to change the world after they die. Whenever someone dies they get to micromanage 1 second of the universe and then pass on to the afterlife to see what effect they had on their former realm.
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