/u/Broodfoos's posts
[WP] You're an assassin that uses very unorthodox weopanry to just really mess with the detective who is on your tail.
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[WP] You cannot find a rose for your Valentine, so now you have to explain to him/her how a kumquat is a symbol of love
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[WP] Death fancies and favors daredevils over most other humans as they have so many brushes with death that he feels just that much closer to them.
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[WP] Every year a gift from "Santa" appears beneath the Christmas trees of Hell, Michigan. No man, women, or child knows where these gifts come from but you do. You are part of a select group of demons who have just the right amount of warmth in their heart to do 1 good act a year.
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[WP] Most aliens don't like to come to Earth because humans taste and smell disgusting. When you hear this you feel conflicted as you feel like you've been insulted, but it seems like it's a good thing they haven't come to Earth as for some reason they like to eat intelligent life.
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[WP] You can turn anything into food. This power becomes incredibly useful when you turned a black hole, that was about to devour our planet, into a donut.
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[WP] Monsters are very thankful for the human's newfound appreciation of them but are still going to terrify, eat, and maim them.
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[WP] You and a team of highly specialized diggers are leading the world's first excavation on the Moon when you find a mysterious device that seems to be the Moon's "On Switch".
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