/u/Broodfoos's posts
[WP] You are known around the land as a great seer that has the amazing power to prophezise the future, but that isn't true. People just read the fan fiction you were writing about your world's greatest heroes and took it quite literally.
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[WP] Whales have mobilized and has begun their assault on the surface dwellers. Are they Aliens? Not sure. Mutants? Who knows? Do they look like whales? Yes, and it's terrifying.
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[WP] Humans have begun to outsource their criminals around the universe because aliens from different quadrants are very interested in the various professions they excel at.
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[WP] All the Holiday Mascots had a bet this year and whoever won got to have the biggest Holliday of the year. Everyone was expecting Christmas or Halloween to win, but unfortunatly the day that won was Tax Day.
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[WP]The grizzled old commander took a long hard stiff drink preparing to tell his tale. His scared face was riddled with worry and fear as he began to speak. "You know High Command never prepares you to fight the speciest with the second-highest extinction rate on Earth, the domestic cat".
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[WP] Spider were once humanities greatest allies until the forces of the canine nation cats a spell on us humans, which made our former companions seem revolting. Very few humans were able to resist this spell, but those who did still revere spiders as great allies.
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[WP] The U.N and most of the developed world has outlawed the use number 4, but still acknowledge it as a number, thus causing confusion and chaos to reign.
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[WP] A mysterious man looms behind a stand holding a tray of snacks at your local grocery store. His eyes seem to burn with an unholy fire as he holds the tray toward you. His mouth contorts into a grin, his teeth sharpened to a point, as he says calmly to you "Free sample?"
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[WP] The zombie outbreak has sprung up finally and many people have been scattering to find ways to survive. You and a group of people have found safety on top of skyscrapers as zombies do not have the strength to climb up all the stairs.
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