/u/Broodfoos's posts
[WP] You've just moved into your new house and have found a light switch that you don't know what turns on and off. You go to turn it off and it seems to do nothing, but when we cut to the other side of the galaxy we learn that it turns off the sun to a poor alien's planet.
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[WP] A horror movie where aliens are beset upon by a murderous human who had just arrived on your planet. It seems that this murderer had killed his crew mates on his ship, but was not just satisfied by human blood.
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[WP] The governments of the world have all been hiding the fact the moon is made of cheese because the populace would inevitably end up asking how all that cheese got to be orbiting around our planet.
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[WP] When you began your job as a custodian for Mr. Funbaskets Expert Puppeteering School you never thought the job would come with so many... conditions. One condition though always struck you as odder than the rest, it was to never acknowledge a puppeteer while in character under ANY condition.
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[WP] You've been working a job for about six months with no prior experience or qualifications in whatever you are supposed to be doing and while you do enjoy doing basically nothing every day today you decided to actually try and figure out what you are supposed to be doing.
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[WP] You can remember the time before. Before the Great Suffering, before the last of our species were forced to survive in The Simulation as the planet healed. It didn't take long for people to forget their former lives in replacement of their new ones, not realizing the danger that might bring.
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[WP] Aliens actually get it wars and fights over much pettier stuff than humans and come to Earth to learn more self control.
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[WP] Everyone thought it was ok if we bring back the dodo. Like hey it's a cute little bird what could be the harm, but the true horrors of the dodo bird were lost to history so we had no warning of what would come.
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[WP] Scientist have predicted that humans have many more senses than the 5 most people know. You have mastered one of these hidden senses.
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