/u/Broodfoos's posts
[WP] You've been working a job for about six months with no prior experience or qualifications in whatever you are supposed to be doing and while you do enjoy doing basically nothing every day today you decided to actually try and figure out what you are supposed to be doing.
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[WP] Death has become tired with the same old ways things die, so Death has decided to change the criteria for one to die. Making some ways not kill you any more and adding many more ways and unique ways for things to die.
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[WP] The Illuminati is actually a cover up. Everyone expects them to be the ones controlling the world, but imagine your surprise when you learn that your Uncle Jerry and his garage band are the real ones pulling the strings.
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[WP] You have the ability to shapeshift into any extinct animal and have adopted the hobby of making scientists look completly ridiculous.
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[WP] It's a Toy Story like situation, but it's more in the horror movie genre because of the fact these toys are owned by a collector and are never taken out of the box.
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[WP] You've just moved into your new house and have found a light switch that you don't know what turns on and off. You go to turn it off and it seems to do nothing, but when we cut to the other side of the galaxy we learn that it turns off the sun to a poor alien's planet.
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[WP] A horror movie where aliens are beset upon by a murderous human who had just arrived on your planet. It seems that this murderer had killed his crew mates on his ship, but was not just satisfied by human blood.
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[WP] When you began your job as a custodian for Mr. Funbaskets Expert Puppeteering School you never thought the job would come with so many... conditions. One condition though always struck you as odder than the rest, it was to never acknowledge a puppeteer while in character under ANY condition.
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