/u/Broodfoos's posts
[WP] You have been reincarnated as an egg, not a chicken, an egg. This confused you until you figured out that the egg, in fact, did come first.
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[WP] After learning about something for the first time you have a 50% chance to learn everything about it, but a 50% chance to forget you've ever heard anything about it
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[EU] The Peter from Deadpool 2 is actually the same Peter mentioned in the song "The Year 3000" by the Jonas Brothers.
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[WP] You have gambled your life on an egg drop game, except instead of eggs you are in the super weird egg holding contraptions.
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[WP] Days ago, a great explosion rattled the earth as radiation spread across the world. At first, there were cheers as the radiation granted powers to those with sound minds, but the worst was yet to come as the radiation would soon begin to ravage their minds leaving only superpowered beasts.
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[WP] NASA is currently at war with the angels because when they fired off the first space rocket instead of going to space it pierced Heaven.
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[WP] Every president up until now has been an alien or a lizard person or something, but you are the first human president.
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[EU] Aquaman has gotten really tired of all the stupid memes and jokes about him and has declared war on the surface world.
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[WP] Everyone was more than excited after Doug Bowser, the new president of the Nintendo of America, announced he wanted more Waluigi representation. The excitement faded after news of men and women being swept up by lanky men in purple outfits begun to sweep the U.S.
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