/u/Broodfoos's posts
[WP] You haven't cleaned your room in like forever, and when you finally get around to it you find that a sentient species has evolved and has been living beneath your grossness.
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[WP] You've been payed $20 to just not get killed. It worries you greatly as to why someone would do that, but you know if someone was going to kill you anyway might as well be $20 richer.
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[WP] To make up for the fact most people don't know how to adult the government has created "super adults" that might know what they are doing but who knows.
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[WP] God takes inspiration from everyone of his creations, but all the ideas he gets from you are like shelf gnomes.
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Who would've guessed that our society's structure was so weak that when we ran out of coffee everything would go to Hell.
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[WP] THE GOD OF BATTLE HAS CHOSEN YOU TO BE THE REPRESENTATIVE OF YOUR WEAPON IN THE UPCOMING TOURNAMENT, YOU THE MASTER OF PILLOW FIGHTS WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN GLADITORIAL COMBAT.
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The Illuminati is actually a cover up. Everyone expects them to be controlling the world, but imagine your surprise when you find out your Uncle Tom and his garage band are really the ones pulling the strings.
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An alien species loves to eat stuff that is purple and never discovered how to make paint so us humans have been coloring our trash purple and sending it to them to eat saying that it is a "delicacy". One day an alien visiting Earth learns the truth.
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