/u/Bubu87xx's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I couldn't pay my loan shark on time for my LASIK eye surgery he invited me over for dinner to talk about a payment plan.

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There is a big wooden box in the attic that my parents warned me never open.

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My dad retired after his last job because he killed a mother and father with a garbage truck while they were crossing the road to get to their son's birthday party.

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I "accidentally" let off the hand break while my wife was taking shopping out of the boot and she got crushed up against a truck.

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As we traveled down the beautiful country road, I saw a baby deer galloping in the field beside me and shouted, "look honey" to my wife.

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There is a old woman under the bed that keeps whispering things to me and I am afraid to tell my parents.

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I feed my children as much as possible to make sure they stay nice and fat.

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It was almost a week before my wife even told me that our daughter had been staying with them at her mother's, so I started to feak out.

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I really believe that I have superpowers because I overpowered my bullies with ease and now they're really nice to me.

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I sat on the lake edge holding my family for the last time.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I couldn't pay my loan shark on time for my LASIK eye surgery he invited me over for dinner to talk about a payment plan.	3905
There is a big wooden box in the attic that my parents warned me never open.	998
My dad retired after his last job because he killed a mother and father with a garbage truck while they were crossing the road to get to their son's birthday party.	933
I "accidentally" let off the hand break while my wife was taking shopping out of the boot and she got crushed up against a truck.	487
As we traveled down the beautiful country road, I saw a baby deer galloping in the field beside me and shouted, "look honey" to my wife.	234
There is a old woman under the bed that keeps whispering things to me and I am afraid to tell my parents.	188
I feed my children as much as possible to make sure they stay nice and fat.	173
It was almost a week before my wife even told me that our daughter had been staying with them at her mother's, so I started to feak out.	169
I really believe that I have superpowers because I overpowered my bullies with ease and now they're really nice to me.	158
I sat on the lake edge holding my family for the last time.	92