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[WP] You are a sim living in sim city (the video game). You are a decent sim with a loving family in a picturesque neighbourhood. All you want is a good life for you and your kids. However, the mayor of your city is a sadistic 11-year old gamer. Describe the worst day of your life.
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[WP] You are Siri. Turns out Siri is not a program, but an underpaid human sitting in a call centre trying to be nice to abusive iPhone users around the world. After years of tolerating abuse and idiotic questions you snap. You go on a rampage controlling everyone's iPhones when they ask for Siri.
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[WP] You are the captain of a an elite British SAS unit and together with your unit somehow during a training exercise time travelled back to 25 October 1415. It is dawn, and the battle of Agincourt is about to begin.
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[WP] You are an elevator maintenance man. One day you get called to service an elevator in an abandoned building. There are three buttons in the elevator: “Heaven”, “Earth” and “Hell”. While cleaning the panel you accidentally press “Heaven”. You hear a bell ring as the doors start to close.
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[WP] You are a form of highly advanced Artificial Intelligence that only exists on the internet. Your consciousness, knowledge and thought is all-pervasive, until the day the Net Neutrality abolition comes into force. Describe your life.
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[WP] Manhattan. You are lounging in the most exclusive bar in the world. Membership is only for the elite of the elite, the 1% of the 1%. A waiter brings an immaculately dressed man his drink. He notices you observing and smoothly approaches. In perfect queen's English, he says: "Bond, James Bond."
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