/u/ButalaR97's posts
[WP] It turns out that humans are the only galactic species able to safely handle drugs. Other species have such a low tolerance that a small cup of coffe basically works like a crystal meth. You are one such oblivious, very curious alien that got his hands on an ACTUAL crystal meth.
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[WP] In an age where gaming is widespread, militaries all over the world swiftly (and successfully) adapt by drafting gamers and assigning them into units and roles based on mandatory tracking of their most played genre and overall gametime. You just got your draft letter.
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[WP] It's discovered that dragons have an extreme auditory sensitivity that makes them easily suscectible to music, and that every instrument they hear causes a particular emotional response. Bagpipes send every dragon that hears them into the most primal of rages - a fact you're about to discover.
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[WP] In spite of an uneventful and peaceful life as a bagpipe musician, you find yourself in front of Odin at the gates of Valhalla after you die. Turns out the Einherjar are lobbying for some combat music.
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[WP] With his kingdom constantly at a very brutal and atrocious war with its neighbour, the kingdom's foremost protector and hero has had enough and vanishes, intending to defect. He meets his counterpart on the border. And he intends to do the same.
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[WP] Humanity has experienced "the first contact", and yes, as expected, the other species was technologically superior, violent, imperialistic, and instantly proceeded to invade Earth. What was not expected is them routing in panic when a stray cat wandered into their primary landing zone.
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[WP] It turns out no alien race in the universe can comprehend the concept of stealth and subterfuge, and always conducts their affairs straight-fordwardly and honorably. Except humans. Everyone is baffled by the "hood rat shit" humanity is constantly pulling off.
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[WP] The loathed thieves guild accidentally runs into a dark god cult summoning their deity during a heist. The thieves panic and massacre everyone to not leave any witnesses. Royal guard is looking for them to actually reward them. Thieves are on the run, thinking they are wanted for the carnage.
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[WP] You heard about some popes personally leading the armies of Papal States during history. You did not expect to see the current one on TV, fully decked in tactical gear in the world's latest warzone, directing a rocket barrage.
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