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[WP] A boy asks a girl out. It's high school. It's awkward. Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary.

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[WP] "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth." Heaven filled up instead. Kind and orderly zombies mill about amongst the living.

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[WP] It was whiskey o' clock when the three-year-old waddled into the offices of Flint Steele Detective Agency. The wad of dead presidents he plopped on my desk did most of the talking, but the tyke had six words of his own: "He took my nose. Find it."

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[WP] By the time the Plutonians arrive, the only record of humanity's existence is a collection of Civ V let's plays. You are the unlucky Plutonian scholar tasked with writing the Earth section of the next history textbook.

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[WP] "Welcome to Crossroads Coffee. Want to try our Mystique roast? It's an eye-opener. Third eye, specifically."

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[WP] It's November 30, 2250. Christmas is a distant cultural memory. You're putting out your Star Wars holiday decorations.

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[WP] A factory line robot is called in to HR.

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[WP] The mafioso meets you at the docks with a large shipping crate. "As promised," he says, "ten thousand yellow rubber ducks."

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[WP] On the morning of November 22nd, 1963, near the grassy knoll of Dealey Plaza, a small fight breaks out between a CIA spook, a teamster, a Kremlin agent, and a lizard person.

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[WP] In a van packed with storm chasers, one man stands out. Emmett McCallister wears full body armor and cradles a crossbow with his remaining arm. Emmett McCallister hunts rainbows.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] A boy asks a girl out. It's high school. It's awkward. Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary.	13525	WritingPrompts
[WP] "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth." Heaven filled up instead. Kind and orderly zombies mill about amongst the living.	579	WritingPrompts
[WP] It was whiskey o' clock when the three-year-old waddled into the offices of Flint Steele Detective Agency. The wad of dead presidents he plopped on my desk did most of the talking, but the tyke had six words of his own: "He took my nose. Find it."	124	WritingPrompts
[WP] By the time the Plutonians arrive, the only record of humanity's existence is a collection of Civ V let's plays. You are the unlucky Plutonian scholar tasked with writing the Earth section of the next history textbook.	78	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Welcome to Crossroads Coffee. Want to try our Mystique roast? It's an eye-opener. Third eye, specifically."	19	WritingPrompts
[WP] It's November 30, 2250. Christmas is a distant cultural memory. You're putting out your Star Wars holiday decorations.	19	WritingPrompts
[WP] A factory line robot is called in to HR.	7	WritingPrompts
[WP] The mafioso meets you at the docks with a large shipping crate. "As promised," he says, "ten thousand yellow rubber ducks."	2	WritingPrompts
[WP] On the morning of November 22nd, 1963, near the grassy knoll of Dealey Plaza, a small fight breaks out between a CIA spook, a teamster, a Kremlin agent, and a lizard person.	2	WritingPrompts
[WP] In a van packed with storm chasers, one man stands out. Emmett McCallister wears full body armor and cradles a crossbow with his remaining arm. Emmett McCallister hunts rainbows.	2	WritingPrompts