/u/CBenson1273's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
As I was going under the anesthesia for my appendectomy, my doctor said “don’t worry - you’ll wake up a new man!”
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"This is amazing food," my three friends said as we ate at the new restaurant, "I wonder what it's made of?"
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Because I didn’t know the city well, I told Siri to have my GPS direct my friends and me to a good place to eat.
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