/u/CakedOnDirt's posts
[WP] You are part of the league, the superheroes who save the world, yet you never go on missions. You are only called for one thing only. Total annihilation, for when they don't want survivors.
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[WP] After a few million years you just remembered you cursed a mortal with eternal life. It was only meant for a few hundred years to teach him a lesson.
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[WP] You were always bullied for wearing a power dampening collar, They didn't know why you did. They saw it as some joke. You know why. Your power. It scares you. The terrible disgusting eldritch power of horror. One day they took it too far. Stealing your collar in a super shopping mall.
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[WP] "I strongly suggest we stop using humans slaves and make them members of demon kind" the human said at the blood harvest meeting. "Why?" Asked the dark one. "Hold up why is a human here? Wait how did he get in?!" Everyone looked towards the human who was acting like he was one of them.
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[WP] Turns out seeing colour is extremely uncommon among intelligent species, because of this humans are now hired for mind numbingly boring jobs of colour sorting or extremely dangerous jobs of colour sorting, often with no idea what one they are getting.
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[WP] We are stuck in the void and our only hope is this human,who like all of them can just walk in the void without protection. He is pissed off at us and says he might just walk back to earth if we don't give back his illegal coffee. We can not since it's a class 10 drug. We don't know what to do.
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[WP] Turns out the backrooms change based on how much one fears the back room. To most people, the backrooms are the true horror filled nightmere, while for others it's a lovely place for a picnic and naps and fast travel around the world. Both don't understand the others fear/love of the backrooms.
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[WP] For some reason humans love subspace and just walk in it with no protection or ai help. If you get lost, ask a human to help you. Just be prepared to pay up. Food often works. Never EVER threaten one. You will never escape or die if it's a mean one.
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[WP] Turns out humans come from what known as a forbidden planet. This particular one isa class 10 planet. Just looking in it's general direction will make one uneasy. What they call pets, we call eldritch abominations of death. The humans do not understand why we fear the "pets"
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