/u/CantMatchTheThatch's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] I has been nearly three years since the apocalypse had begun. The strange thing is, your Dollar Shave Club deliveries keep showing up every month.
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[WP] Your a pizza delivery guy working in a dystopian America. Armed with your APC (Armored Pizza Carrier) and you standard issue rifle, you will stop at nothing to deliver your customer's pizza.
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[WP] You are an immortal human with immense power. You are after an object that the heroes of the world are trying to keep out of your hands, thinking you want it for malicious plans. But, the object just makes you normal and you want to end your immortality because you want to be at peace and die.
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[WP] You wake up on a beach. Next to you, a backpack with a gun, a bottle of water, and a note. The note says, "Be the last one alive on this island." You hear gunshots in the distance.
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[WP] You are a Home Depot employee, and unbeknownst to you, you are always selling a serial killer his supplies for his elaborate murders.
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[WP] Aliens visited Earth and had what was basically magic. The scientific community is desperately trying to explain the magic, much to the humor of the aliens.
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[WP] Earth is being invaded by Aliens, and hope seemed to be lost. But the alien's weapons don't actually hurt humans, they actually tickle a little bit.
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[WP] Your an IRS agent who is auditing a wizard who has a long history of spending that you can't make sense of.
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