/u/Caped_Baldie's posts
[WP] Whenever you look someone directly in the eyes, it causes them to blurt out an embarrassing secret. For this reason, you always try not to make direct eye contact with people. Tonight, you meet your girlfriend's parents for the first time, & you inadvertently catch her father's gaze.
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[WP] You were born with the ability to go into “autopilot mode.” In this state, you simply think of a task you want to accomplish, & your body does its best to fulfill it. You’re unconscious until the task is completed. One day you wake up & find that your world domination command was a success.
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[WP] You work at a nursing home for retired super villains. Although most of their powers have fizzled out due to old age, they’re still enough to make your job way more difficult than it needs to be.
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[WP] You have the ability to learn & memorize all the contents of a book by touching it. So, you spend a lot of time in libraries, stockpiling knowledge. You just learned something incredible from a book, but after opening it, you see that the pages are all blank.
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[WP] You're a dragon that has severe allergies to precious metals & gems. All dragons pride themselves on their stash of treasure, & defeating the adventurers that try to steal it. You become shocked & embarrassed when adventurers find your stash of wooden cooking bowls & don't try to steal them.
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[WP] Ever hear the phrase, "Don't judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes?" Well, whenever you walk in a pair of shoes, you are able to completely understand the feelings of the last person that wore them. This can be stressful, especially when you're trying on shoes at Foot Locker.
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[WP] Within a group of legendary assassins, they use special tattoos to signify the amount of people they’ve killed. One of the assassins is walking past a birthday party, & is shocked when he notices a little girl with the highest kill tattoo he’s ever seen.
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[WP] A group of men just robbed a bank, & while they were trying to make their escape; they ran into an extremely aggressive girl scout troop trying to sell cookies.
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[WP] On every planet that contains sentient life, a god-like being is tasked with watching over it. However, there is an unspoken rule between these gods; they can't reveal themselves to the sentient beings. The god tasked with watching Earth can't stand it any more and decides to break this rule.
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