/u/Captain_Cookiez's posts
[WP] The alien invaders don’t need to eat or drink. They photosynthesize. Outnumbered, our meager troops have made a last ditch effort: They’re leading them to Alaska, in November. As the sun dips past the horizon, we know it won’t rise for another two months. Oh, how they tables have turned.
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[WP] You caveman. Name Ugg. You find new man today. Funny voice. Live in blue box. He call himself Dokter Hoo.
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[WP] The spirit slammed the door behind him. “You’ll... never... get... OUT..”. The man nodded, and turned around to look at the house, accidentally dropping his business card: ‘The Lockpicking Lawyer.’
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[EU] Jigsaw begins to speak as his latest prisoner wakes up, bound and shackled with extremely complex locks. “Let’s play a game.” His prisoner, The Lock Picking Lawyer, chuckles. “Sounds like fun.”
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My child loves his Jack in the box; he’s even started hiding in boxes and barrels so he can jump out and surprise us.
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[WP] You are God. The reason you haven’t done any huge miracles in the last few centuries is because you’re hiding. Hiding from your creations. For what they don’t understand, they fear. And what they fear, they kill.
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[WP] The dairy isle of the grocery store is stuck in an infinite time loop, a cyclical, unending prison. This is where all the dads who went to go get milk are.
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