/u/Captain_Fartbeard's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
I was just going to browse memes for fifteen minutes; I had an exam tomorrow and I needed a good night's sleep.
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When the child energetically bounced down the stairs on Christmas morning, she found her parents lying mangled in a pool of blood and wrapping paper around the Christmas tree.
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As I collapsed into her soft, silken arms, she whispered gently with an affectionate look in her mournful jet-black eyes, "I love you," and I knew she was the one.
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We smiled as the doctor, through a simple yet controversial procedure, made sure our child would be disease free for the rest of his life.
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The mother was thrilled to see that her young daughter had fixed her breakfast in bed for mother's day, despite it only being a bowl of brightly colored cereal and a glass of OJ.
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"I deleted your stupid Minecraft account," my 9 year old brother spat, seizing the only controller to our one console.
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