/u/Captain_Fartbeard's posts
[WP] You're a ghost who's taken up residence in a haunted house. A group of naive horror movie stereotypes have decided to spend the night there. You're friendly and enjoy the company. But these idiots keep finding new spectacular ways to die, and it's up to you to save them.
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[WP] Your brother was a bit of an outcast, always away at some D&D event. Every night he'd always tell you about his latest adventures in mystical lands. You thought it was just nerd stuff, until one day a gryphon shows up at your door and you realize everything he talked about was real.
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[WP] A group of high-ranking generals are drafting secret war plans for the invasion of another country. Unbeknownst to them all, they're all spies for the other side and are each trying to sabotage the mission without the other ones knowing.
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[WP] You're the chief accountant for the illuminati, in charge of assigning budgets to company projects. One day, you get an unusual request from the sales department. It asks for one cubic ton of corn starch, the hub cap of a '70 Ford Pinto, a quart of dragon tears, and 15 boxes of hot pockets.
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[WP] "Y-you just bested our champion." The Queen gasps, offering you her golden scepter . "You are now our Supreme Emperor, my armies and servants are at your disposal." You look down at the ant you just squished. "Who, me?"
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[WP] "General, an enemy spy just stole the names of all our operatives! " The panicked Sergeant trembles before you. "T-there must be a mole in our camp." You quickly tuck the file labeled "Agent Names" under your desk as you pound your fist on the wood. "What are your orders sir?"
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I was just going to browse memes for fifteen minutes; I had an exam tomorrow and I needed a good night's sleep.
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[WP] You're an alien high school student presenting your project, an AI based matrix simulation program called EARTH at your local science fair.
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[WP] Your family has a curse of failing to fulfill their dream job, resulting in a line of failures and drunkards. Not believing in the curse, you set out on your dream to be a Japanese salaryman. As you are crowned King of the Seven realms, you begin to think maybe the curse is real after all.
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