/u/Captain_Fartbeard's posts

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[WP] It's May 1st 2020. You look out the window and see winged monkeys of doom emerging from the abyss to inflict Satan's wrath upon the world. All you have to defend yourself with is a roll of 2-ply toilet paper.	1	WritingPrompts
You are a great spirit who has haunted a large castle for centuries. Dozens of monster hunters and adventurers have journeyed from far and wide to fight you. After a particularly taxing fight, you decide to take a nap. You wake up 300 years later and discover your castle is now a "Wal-Mart."	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] One day, you wake up to find out that the house you lived in for ten years has been sentient all this time. Everything from the walls, appliances, and even shampoo bottles have been silently watching you all this time, recording every moment you spent in that house. And it has a lot to say.	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] It's ten years from now and the apocalypse is here. Fortunately for you, you were rich AF and were able to secure a spot in the last remaining survival bunker. Now it's up to you and your fellow billionaires to rebuild society. Problem is, none of you have worked a day in your lives.	1	WritingPrompts
They called my crazy, but After years of hard work and dedication, I finally brought my family back to life.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"I deleted your stupid Minecraft account," my 9 year old brother spat, seizing the only controller to our one console.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] [WP] One day you wake up to the apocalypse unfolding outside your bedroom window. The flying monkeys of doom have emerged from the abyss to inflict Satan's wrath upon a reeling humanity. All you have to defend yourself with is a pack of 2-ply toilet paper.	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?	0	WritingPrompts
[WP] It's the annual holiday mascots picnic, and anyone who's anyone is here. Santa Claus, The Easter bunny, the thanksgiving turkey, and all the rest of the holidays are enjoying themselves when suddenly Uncle Sam bursts in wielding an AK-47 and a bucket of KFC. "Hello Motherf***kers" he says	0	WritingPrompts

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