/u/Captain_Fartbeard's posts
[WP] You are a monster therapist. You help werewolves learn to deal with their curses, assist vampires with blood addictions, etc. One day, you get a client you've never seen before, a strange little man in a red spacesuit. He calls himself an "impostor"...
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The mother was thrilled to see that her young daughter had fixed her breakfast in bed for mother's day, despite it only being a bowl of brightly colored cereal and a glass of OJ.
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[WP] The doctors told you to stay in your sterile bubble for your own good due to your compromised immune system. You believed them, until one day something new slips into your bubble and you realize that you weren't imprisoned for your safety, but their own.
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[WP] Nobody knows where he came from. Nobody knows where he went. But the legacy he left behind was legendary. These are the epic tales... of Cotton Eye Joe.
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[WP] You have eyes that can stare into people's souls. The true nature of someone's character is exposed to you the moment you lay eyes on them, making you the ultimate judge. Right now you're looking in a mirror.
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[WP] Despite being Cupid and helping millions find romance, you had been single for your whole life. One day you decide to shoot a random arrow into the sky in the hopes of finding ture love. With abject horror, you watch as it hits the Easter bunny right in the tail. "Hey there sexy," he says.
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[WP] One day you wake up to the apocalypse unfolding outside your bedroom window. The flying monkeys of doom have emerged from the abyss to inflict Satan's wrath upon humanity. All you have to defend yourself with is a pack of 2-ply toilet paper.
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[WP] One day you wake up to the apocalypse unfolding outside your bedroom window. The flying monkeys of doom have emerged from the fiery abyss to inflict Satan's wrath upon humanity. All you have to defend yourself with is a pack of 2-ply toilet paper. Welcome to May.
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Despite being Cupid and helping millions find romance, you had been single for your whole life. One day you decide to shoot a random arrow into the sky in the hopes of finding ture love. With abject horror, you watch as it hits the Easter bunny right in the tail. "Hey there sexy," he says.
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