/u/Captain_Fartbeard's posts
[WP] The most famed and powerful group of monster slayers in the land consist of five extraordinary individuals. Orion the Brave, Gallant the Noble, Hera the Swift, Elena the Gifted, and Percy the mild mannered Accountant. These are their tales.
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We smiled as the doctor, through a simple yet controversial procedure, made sure our child would be disease free for the rest of his life.
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[WP] After years of in depth scientific research, you finally proved that God exists. Just not the ones you thought.
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[WP] EARTH is a simulation created by a highly advanced race designed to test how different beings, called "Humans", react to certain stimuli. Now the scientists want to try a new experiment. Introducing a test subject to their own world and see how they react. You have been chosen.
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[WP] As tech support for the universe, it's your job to fix broken systems and get them running smoothly again. Your latest task is the solar system, and this "Earth" planet sure has a lot of bugs. Not to mention the A.I. has gone completely awry. This might just be your hardest job yet.
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[WP] It's your first day on the job as a Narrator. Your boss Morgan Freeman gave you something nice and simple to start off, narrate an average-looking guy's day at the office. Easy, right? Not quite. It turns out he works for the illuminati and they're planning something big. Really big.
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[WP] There's a new blockbuster movie out, and the main character, while not very heroic, is quite relatable. Too relatable, in fact. The movie seems to be chronicling the last year of your life, with you as the main character.
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