/u/Cardshark92's posts
[WP] As a contract lawyer, your job is pleasantly boring most days. Until, that is, an old friend from high school stumbles into your office, saying something about a magic lamp and offering it to you once you help him make his wishes "airtight" so the genie can't twist them.
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[WP] Despite being a "phlebotomist fresh out of college", you've developed a stellar reputation in the hospital as being able to diagnose nearly any disease in the books from the simplest blood tests. The truth: You're a vampire in hiding with such a sensitive palate, you can "taste" the diseases.
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[WP] Miraculously, scientists have discovered what appeared to be a book of jokes from an alien civilization. Unfortunately, without knowledge of the proper cultural context, understanding the alien jokes is a difficult challenge.
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[WP] When you became a Witch Hunter, you imagined spending your days fighting black magic and slaughtering evil in the name of the Lord. Sadly, most of your days are spent investigating false alarms called in by peasants who don't know the first thing about any magic, much less the evil kind.
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[WP] Due to rising concern over a Yellowstone super-eruption, the Wyoming state government approves measures to either hire, create, or otherwise acquire a volcano god to intercede on the people's behalf.
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[WP] When you first took a job with an international arms dealer, you didn't expect "customer service" to be his #1 priority. But after a revolutionary movement bought some hardware to help overthrow their corrupt, iron-fisted dictator, your boss sent you back with them to serve as a consultant.
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[WP] You weren't sure what to expect when you got abducted by aliens. But you definitely didn't expect them to be acting like grad students desperately trying to fix their thesis.
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[WP] Sadly, the spell only allowed you to communicate with animals using concepts the animals understood. Fortunately, ideas like "mate", "young", "protect", and "danger" are pretty much universal.
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[WP] As a succubus, you developed the talent of reading a person's mind flawlessly, but you can only see what that person finds sexually/romantically attractive. Since you're also a habitual shipper, you decide the best "side hustle" would be disguising as a human and being the city matchmaker.
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