/u/Cartmansimon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] I hereby grant you Jerry Vaugh, the chosen one, all the divine power of our lord. Says the angel as he anoints you. Just then a 2nd angel appears and shouts “No, not Jerry, Terry Vaugh is the chosen one” “Oops”
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[WP] Retired for more than ten years now, you were once the most powerful and well known superhero. Today, the crooks robbing the bank you were in took you as a hostage. You decided to go along and have some fun with them.
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[WP] An alien ship suddenly appears above Rome. A short time later a blindingly bright light shoots out, and a new star lights up the sky. Then a man appears before The Pope and simply says, “Hello, I’m back.” The Pope asks “Who are you?” “I’m Jesus” the man replies.
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[WP] You’ve been a professional con man all your life, but this last con has spun out of control. Your followers actually believe you were crucified and then rose from the dead 3 days later. They’ve convinced many others too. You’ve begun to hear talk of being a god or a half god or a son a of god.
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[WP] Magic is possible when people absorb radiation from a very rare element that hasn’t been seen in thousands of years. Today, during an archaeological dig, you found a rock of this element. The effects are almost instantaneous.
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[WP] Surrounded police demanding his surrender, the man says I won’t comply, laws don’t apply to me. Just then all the police begin to float away as the man laughs and says I meant the laws of physics.
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[WP] The standard excuses of having a photographic memory along with mild autism usually work, but you’re certain your neighbor knows you’re an android.
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[WP] Our entire universe is a result of a small contaminate which got into a test tube of a scientists experiment.
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[WP] A cataclysmic earth shattering event was about to happen. This couldn’t be stopped, the only solution was to put the earth into a time loop repeating that day, with the hopes a way to stop this disaster would be found. It’s been decades. Tell us a story about living in this reality.
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