/u/Cartmansimon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You’ve spent a lifetime doing research. Combing through records spanning over a billion years. Now you’re ready to present your findings. All of the 124 know sentient species can trace their origins to a single common ancestor. An extinct race know as humans from a dead world know as earth.
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[WP] You’ve been stuck in a time loop that repeats the same day over and over. You’ve perfected every skill, you speak every language ever spoken. One day you go crazy, by the end of the day the entire town is dead. You wake up the next morning still covered in blood, the loop finally broke.
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[WP] Blind people aren’t actually blind. Their eyes are tuned into a different dimension, but their brains can’t process that information so they see nothing. A doctor has just perfected a procedure to correct this problem. Tell us what the first patient sees.
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[WP] Two strangers are drinking at a bar. They strike up a conversation, talking about their jobs. Each man tries out do the other with progressively crazier but true tales. One man is a police officer from Los Santos, the other a guard from Whiterun.
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[WP] Reincarnation is real. How do you know? Because it happens to you. Everyone else forgets their past life, but not you. Your first life was a hunter in a tribe of people that predates the Egyptian empire. You’ve been reincarnated 194 times. Tell us the story of you, today in the modern world.
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[WP] An immortal was “killed” by a serial killer. Now the immortal is having fun haunting the killer.
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[WP] Your daughter is afraid of the dark. To help allay her fears, you started scolding the monsters hiding under her bed. As she grew older, she started doing this herself. One evening you’re laughing outside her door as she does so, that is until you hear a very gruff voice say I’m sorry.
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[WP] As the vampire drew closer, the woman sobbed, please, don’t drink my blood. The vampire stopped and said, actually that’s a myth, we don’t drink blood. That’s a rumor we started hundreds of years ago to cover for what we really do.
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[WP] Gods get their powers from humans believing in them. When that belief fades, the God looses his power and must live as a human. Your a god whose lived as a human for thousands and thousands of years. When you woke up today however, you feel your God powers beginning to return.
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