/u/CartoonLogic31's posts
[WP] Your world is run by fate. So there are events in life that are unchangeable. Yours was a marriage to Prince Charming. You kicked and screamed, but the world had other plans. Thus, you killed him. You can’t marry a dead man! Yet he’s still standing there...Dead?.....Alive?.....Undead!
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[WP] You don’t have a reflection in mirrors with silver lining. It’s always been that way for vampires. The best day of your life was when they started Coating mirrors with black paint to give it, its reflection.
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[WP] The Duchess Valgarina ran into the dark forest. She was trying to escape persecution, after being labeled a witch. This was a setup by her husband since he wished her dead. Today the Duchess returned, but not unarmed!
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[WP] One moment you footings are Morally Grey, then you make a step too far and capsize. Then your waist deep in evil, no way back. As much as you deny the blame, and pretend it was an accident. Every step was your choice. Get a grip and move on!
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[WP] The tittle ‘Fairest in the Land’ is bestowed upon someone every 10 years. This time the tittle was given to a ‘Poor country farm girl’. But you are not some ‘Poor country farm girl’! Your a future Knight, and have been training for the last 15 years!
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[WP] You choked on your coffee as the Karen slammed her hands on your desk. “I was a PERFECT CHRISTIAN MOTHER OF 4! Why Am I In H-Double-Hockey-Sticks!” “Hell? Do you mean Hell ma’am?” This infuriated the Karen further…
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[WP] the supervillain took the old woman hostage in front of the hero, only for the old woman to beat the villain senseless. The villain's power was ineffective against the frail old lady and her cane.
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[WP] A man is selling a brick for $100 on the side of the road. You ask why its so expensive and he says its a magic brick. You don’t believe him bit he says he’ll sell it to you for $10. After buying the brick, everything changes
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[WP] Yes, I know the Airbnb doesn’t look quite like the picture. It’s because the last guy made eye contact with the ghosts, so they tackled him football style. Just don’t look them in the eyes, that’s all. I’m sick and tired of having to replace all the furniture after ghost hunters come though.
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