/u/CartoonLogic31's posts
[WP] “There are many legends about the Hin Sword that lay embedded in the mountains over yonder. It’s so large that they say it was used by titans and gods. Though the hilt has rusted, the blade still shines across the land. Sharp enough to sever the body from the sole.”
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[WP] You wake up suddenly. The words and phrases “University Debut”, “ IT Personal”, and “the computer is Brocken again!” Lose their meanings. You are a monkey, just sitting in your troop. But a few concepts stay with you, “Tools”. “Tools” will definitely help you survive!
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[WP] When the hero fights the dark lord, they acutely play chess (among other games). They just GREATLY exaggerate the steaks, and make it sound like a fearsome war. Then they report back to their perspective kings with tails of the battlefield.
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[WP] “Your Power is Green Screen! Now go my little devil and cause your mayhem!”. You’re suddenly in a News room with several bewildered Anchors. Only the people live on camera can see you! The camera people and the viewers still don’t know your there.
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[WP] The Exorcist reached into his bag to reveal his final option. “Behold, the i-phone!!! Spirit of the Atheist, see your item of worship and be sealed away! I banish you to the plains of Facebook. I sent you to the lands of Twitter. Away! Away TikTok Dancer! Away!!!”
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[WP] They destroy everything and even kidnap you and your family every once and awhile. It’s time to retaliate. Fortifying your castle, laying traps. It’s perfect but now the heroes see it as admitting you're some kind of villain. “If they want a villain, I’ll give them one!”
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[WP] When the mountain giants sleep, they look like great hills and cliffs. When you sat up this morning, you released that a village had been built around and on your legs. They don’t want you to move, but staying still forever isn’t an option either.
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[WP]It was a perfect little world. A work of art! That was until my cat took it and almost destroyed it. Now I have to fix it, it’s going to be hard. I have my tweezers out and everything. I hope the humans don’t notice. This human colony bubble was expensive!
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[WP] You’ve been stuck in a train for a few hours. Rations are running low, and people continue to work hard to remove the rubble above you. The passengers have banded together to hold the doors shut. Something outside is trying to get in.
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