/u/CartoonLogic31's posts
[WP] Adventures keep showing up at your cave, poking you with the swords, and demanding treasure. This had never really been a problem until the last one tried to stop you from getting to your bathroom. You may have accidentally hurt him while pushing them out of the way.
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[WP] Popular TV characters are brought to life through advanced AI and other technologies. Your supervisor believes deleting a portion of their personality and self-awareness will make them more compliant. Do you highly disagree since that will make them less authentic!
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[WP] Everyone and everything has one eye. So the creature with two is really creepy. It’s clearly not a Cyclops. One of your friends says it steals eyeballs and adds them to its face. Someone said it’s a poor soul born strange. You’re going to check it out!
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[WP] The only qualifications to become Mall Santa Claus, is liking children and being a good person. Christmas might be different this year since you like to listen to rock and wear leather jackets. You can still pull off a good Santa for the kids though.
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[WP] You messed up the timeline pretty badly about three years ago. Popping back-and-forth with your time machine didn’t help so you just decided to settle down. You walk your raptor through the park, waving at the little old lady feeding the pterodactyls. The world is now populated by lizards.
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[WP] You’re one of the local gods. The other gods hate you because you're lazy, always late, and only cause mischief. Today, the meeting you were late for was a vote to make you mortal and teach you a lesson.
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[WP] As a cosmic deity, you create life by outputting a few description words. Then the universe computes the data into a living form, like “human”. When you know your supervisor isn’t looking, you like to add something extra. Like “Horse butt”……. No one has noticed the centres yet.
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[WP] There are three Gods in your world. Fate, Luck, and Time. Together they control the Destiny of the world. Simply put, what will happen, how it will happen, when it will happen. But they aren’t all knowing, and have poor foresight, and rarely talk to each other.
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[WP] It turns out that your mom is a retired super hero. You had no idea, and are amazed as she beats the hack out of the Kidnappers in the grocery store.
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[WP] Throughout the journey to the temple of the mighty Sahara, the Lords backstabbed and betrayed each other to be there first. Only the slaves' master remained so at the altar of the mighty Desert temple, the child was ordered to be the sacrifice. Then the god of the temple intervened
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