/u/CaspianX2's posts
[WP] Death is just a predator much higher on the food chain than we are, and our perception of it is as limited as an ant's perception of a child with a magnifying glass.
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[WP] In your meth class, while your teacher is busy explaining the correct way to shoot up, your buddy leans over with a calculator and asks you, "hey, man. Do you wanna try some math?"
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[EU] "Yer a wizard, Harry!" Hagrid declares, explaining to the boy that he is destined to follow in his father's footsteps and lead the KKK.
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[WP] God is actually a divorced couple with shared custody of humanity. Now it's Old Testament's turn to take the kids, and he is not happy with how New Testament has handled the last two millenniums.
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[WP] You're a nigh-invincible superhero with one weakness: a gun thrown at you in desperation after it runs out of bullets
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[EU] Bruce Wayne, age 121, has died of a heart attack in his sleep. Friendless and forgotten, the only ones to attend his funeral are fellow heroes in costume, honoring the true face of their fallen comrade. After a few words from the priest, Superman steps up to the podium to give a eulogy...
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[WP] A sick child causes a zombie outbreak in Disneyland. After being trapped in a ride for hours, cut off from the outside world, a small group of park guests and "cast members" must try to get through the abandoned ruin of the park and escape to the outside world.
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[WP] It's cute when your kid sends Santa a letter. It's surprising when Santa sends a letter back. It's worrying when the two become regular pen pals. And it's horrifying when you start reading the letters yourself...
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