/u/CasualHooligan7's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] At first, the Mandela Effect changed minor things: Berenstain instead of Berenstein, Curious George having a tail, etc. But lately it's been getting stronger. Like, since when was the Eiffel Tower in Germany? I could've sworn we had one moon, not two? And was the sky always pink?
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[WP] Whenever time travellers test their time machine, they ask the nearest person what the date is to see if it worked. For some reason, you happen to be the nearest person every single time. It's gotten so bad you've started telling them the wrong date just to see what happens.
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[WP] You decide to try out your new time machine. After arriving in the past you ask a nearby peasant what the year is, to which they respond "It's 450 BC". Good, you're in the right yea-... wait a minute... You glance back and the peasant's made a beeline for your time machine.
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[WP] "You're such a dumb animal", a man taunts a chimp at the zoo. The chimp responds, "You are the only species that pays to live".
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[EU] As a toy in the Toy Story universe, you feel overjoyed when a man buys you, hopefully as a gift for his kid. You're a little confused when you get home and he puts you on a metal table. Dread fills you when he turns on his camera and says: "Welcome to the Hydraulic Press Channel!"
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[WP] Good news: you've discovered that Bigfoot/Sasquatch is real! Bad news: it's about to kill you. As it corners you against a tree, you blurt out "Please, this can't be how I die!" The sasquatch's eyes widen in surprise and it says: "You can talk!?"
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[WP] "Okay Odin this is enough, you can't keep accepting non-warriors into Valhalla, none of these people died in real battles." "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Oh c'mon, you said that last guy died 'in a battle of balance'. He died from slipping on a banana peel."
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[EU] A week ago, you lost your family's pet chameleon after almost getting into an accident on a road trip. Today you turn on the news and see authorities have discovered a miniature western town run by sentient animals, and their sheriff looks an awful lot like a certain lizard.
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[EU] A legendary Pokemon starts having a mental breakdown after it encounters a duplicate of itself during a battle between two trainers
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