/u/Celemourn's posts
[WP] For a thousand years, mages have imbued wands with their power. They have enchanted rings, amulets, swords, staves, armor, and all manner of shining bauble. However, to your knowledge, you are the first to use... a pocket watch. Why? Well, frankly, you just thought it would be neat.
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[WP] Ares was never the god of starting wars, he was the god of ENDING wars. Now, as humanity faces its first intergalactic existential threat, (‘turns out he’s a damned fine mediator’ OR ‘diplomacy has failed’)
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[WP] Humanity has developed FTL space travel, and found hundreds of worlds with extinct civilizations, each of which appears to have been intentionally made lifeless by their own people. Finally, one is found that left a message, “To those who come once we are gone...”
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[WP]Everyone raves about the Internet-famous “Salt Monger” and his steaks. As a world famous gastronomicist, you’ve sampled every cuisine, and have finally made time to visit his restaurant. With the first bite, you realize something is very VERY wrong. What’s worse, you know exactly what it is.
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[WP] “My brother is a gifted artist, but he was always only able to paint things he had seen. He seems to have overcome this handicap with his new work, though. The images he has created are truly horrifying!”
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[WP] You are a Time Merchant. You barter for goods in one time period, and trade them for other in another time period. Today, you suddenly realized you’ve been doing it all wrong.
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[WP] Sucked into the metaverse of your weekly tabletop rpg, you are in the game world but can see all the stats and rolls for both player characters and npcs. But as you look around in shock, you see an invisible woman with no stats whom you don’t recognize. She turns and says, “Oh, thank god!”
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[WP] “And so, Your Honor, in light of the fact that we now know, beyond any doubt, that we are all living in a simulation, that man I ‘killed’ was never real in the first place, so there is no way he could have been murdered. I am innocent!”
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[WP] Human Longevity Project Update: Trial Year 5000, Subjects still viable 500/500. Tech still not reproduced. The solar flare may have erased our knowledge of how it was done, but at least we know it's possible. Subject 347 is still an obstinate ass.
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