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[WP] A young man walks through a parking lot and passes a nice sports car. He tries to wolf whistle, but he can’t whistle. After sputtering, frustrated, he throws his arms up. “Wasn’t that nice of a car anyway!” And walks away.
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[WP] When I was offered the power to make metal objects attracted to me, I was expecting magnet powers. I was not expecting my toaster to start making advances.
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[WP] You always believed magic was real, but you always expected it would be harnessed through wands, runes or gemstones. It surprises you that spells are casted through... farts.
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