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[WP] You have been abducted by aliens. For some reason, Jack Black is on board, not as a prisoner though. He's just... there. Wandering around the ship, eating a packet of chips and making sassy comments about your various escape attempts.
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[WP] As a history teacher, your students always compete to give you the coolest history themed gifts each Christmas, things like pieces of the Berlin Wall and old propoganda posters. This year, Nathan stepped up his game, placing the Holy Grail on your desk as he walks in.
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[WP] You die during a driving test and awaken in hell. Satan let's you return to earth if you complete your test and get your licence on the highway to hell. The devil is your driving instructor, and he is VERY picky.
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[WP] Ny naming your newborn %5E2019F%, you created a stack overflow allowing you to sideload unassigned code. Your baby can now run DOOM.
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[WP] Pirates were the most vicious and bloodthirsty criminals of their time, only to be turned into cartoons and toys for children to teach them about numbers and colors. In the not so distant future, the same has been done to inner city criminals and thugs.
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[WP] Thomas the Tank Engine's larger and grumpier German cousin, Gustav the Railway Gun, moves to Sodor after the war.
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