/u/Cloaked_Evil's posts
[WP] You a genie are horrified at the wishes that the mortal has chosen "I wish for spiders to have wings. I wish for spiders to laugh like Seth Rogen when they're hiding. I wish for spiders to be the size of labrador retrievers."
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[EU] The orks have been pushed back and the city saved but the war is not over yet, from behind you you hear an ork voice "For da glory of da emprah!" you turn, it's striding alongside the adeptus astartes and wearing a full set of their power armour...
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These things I've been seeing have twitchy heads that don't stay still, gaping mouths that only let out wet and heavy breathing, boneless fingers that always look slimy, backwards knees that look broken and the pallid complexion of corpses.
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[WP] An amish man walks out of his house and it's blowing a gale, as he walks his horse flies off, cart still attached, horse and cart d±emolishes the barn, house lifts off the ground and flies into the sky, he turns to face the utter destruction "S'windy."
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[WP] The orks have been pushed back and the city saved but the war is not over yet, from behind you you hear an ork voice "For da glory of da emprah!" you turn, it's striding alongside the adepts astartes and wearing a full set of their power armour...
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[WP] The year is 2170, the human race has had to pass harsh laws due to dwindling genetic diversity among people, your spouse gives birth to identical twins, the doctor hands you a club and leaves the room
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