/u/ClutchingMyTinkle's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I joined a fisting club today.

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Some perv stole a pair of my wife's panties off the clothesline last night...

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I Finally Tried Kangaroo Beer!

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Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after having a look through her panty drawer he found a nurse's outfit, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform.

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The Abominable Snowman Gets Called All Sorts Of Names.

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I ran my fingers through her long dark curly hair...

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I Just Deleted My German Friend's Number From My Cell Phone.

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Saw an old man collecting shopping carts in the supermarket parking lot...

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Do You Want to Hear a Joke About Paper?

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To the asshole who stole my trainers and hi-vis jacket...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I joined a fisting club today.	90
Some perv stole a pair of my wife's panties off the clothesline last night...	77
I Finally Tried Kangaroo Beer!	61
Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after having a look through her panty drawer he found a nurse's outfit, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform.	58
The Abominable Snowman Gets Called All Sorts Of Names.	45
I ran my fingers through her long dark curly hair...	42
I Just Deleted My German Friend's Number From My Cell Phone.	26
Saw an old man collecting shopping carts in the supermarket parking lot...	25
Do You Want to Hear a Joke About Paper?	25
To the asshole who stole my trainers and hi-vis jacket...	24