/u/ClutchingMyTinkle's posts

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To the asshole who stole my trainers and hi-vis jacket...

24 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I woke up this morning to find that overnight I'd changed into a cat...

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Damnit, I mixed up the Valentine's Day cards!

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How Does Darth Vader Eat with a Full Face Helmet On?

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Two women were sitting quietly together...

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My wife just called me and said, "Three of the girls in the office just got flowers for Valentine's Day, they are absolutely gorgeous!"

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A Japanese girl was making love and accidentally passed wind.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To the asshole who stole my trainers and hi-vis jacket...	24	TwoSentenceComedy
I woke up this morning to find that overnight I'd changed into a cat...	16	TwoSentenceComedy
Damnit, I mixed up the Valentine's Day cards!	8	TwoSentenceComedy
How Does Darth Vader Eat with a Full Face Helmet On?	7	TwoSentenceComedy
Two women were sitting quietly together...	7	TwoSentenceComedy
My wife just called me and said, "Three of the girls in the office just got flowers for Valentine's Day, they are absolutely gorgeous!"	5	TwoSentenceComedy
A Japanese girl was making love and accidentally passed wind.	0	TwoSentenceComedy