/u/Coledon's posts
[WP] After all your deaths, you keep choosing New Game + and restarting your life with all your knowledge and boons. Frankly, it's starting to get a little ridiculous, and others are starting to take note of you.
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[WP] What can a mere human do against a God? Well, you're about to find out. Armed with nothing but a half formed plan and enough spite to push yourself past mortal wounds, you're gonna show these eldritch idiots they messed with the wrong species.
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[WP] Teaching proper teleportation safety and procedures is always stressful, and there's always one idiot in each session that thinks nothing bad could happen to them. You've had enough, and resolve to start your next class with a demonstration of just how terrifying teleportation can be.
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[WP] All mages need an emotional component to fuel their spells. Most are things like Happiness, Will, hell, even Sadness. You're the first mage to use Desperation.
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[WP] Across the ages, a trend repeats. A Villain rises to control it all, while a Hero rises to stop them. Behind the scenes, something has been forcing this occurence to happen again and again. The latest Hero and Villain work together to find out how to stop the trend before it kills them.
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[WP] "Why did you do it? Why did you join the villains?" "Because unlike those who call themselves 'Heroes', they're consistent. They don't become monsters once they're off camera, they stay the same on and off of it."
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[WP] You've lost your memory, but can't afford to let anyone know. Forced to rely on the emotional reactions you have at people you previously knew for context, you desperately try to understand why you feel heart stopping terror at the sight of who everyone refers to as your best friend.
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[WP] The Gods possessed you, used your body as a meatpuppet, and made you commit atrocity after atrocity. When they finally got bored with you and released you, looking for new entertainment, you swore revenge on them. Thankfully, they never remembered to take back the abilities they gave your body.
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[WP] “Yes, I admit, I screwed up. But in my defense, would you really expect me NOT to chase a dragon if given the opportunity?”
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[WP] "So, please... *please* tell me what you think going around in spandex, beating people up for 'crimes', not procuring any proof of said crimes, and then leaving your victims outside of police stations beaten and bloody accomplishes, other than clearly showing yourself to be a psychopath!"
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