/u/Colonel_Kipplar's posts
[WP] It's been 8 days since you got the text. Only one word, RUN. You still have no clue who is after you, you haven't seen anything suspicious before or since the text, but you can never be too careful, which is why you've tried really hard to avoid people and control your overly trusting nature.
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[WP] As a financial advisor, it isn't uncommon to find clients with less than ordinary monthly expenses. This current client's request for anonymity isn't particularly uncommon, but their insistence on setting aside $3000 a month for the purchase of pulp free orange juice certainly is.
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[WP] You are a member of an elite band of vampire hunters. Of the group, you are famous for your devotion to God, always wearing a cross around your neck and visiting church near daily, but a series of unfortunate events have turned you into the blight you hunt.
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[WP] You believe you've done it. Huzzah! Your foolproof instructions have succeeded and the Starbucks cashier wrote your name correctly on the cup! You rush off to tell your friends the good news, and they seem sarcastically elated, but why are they all pronouncing your name wrong?
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[WP] You are a member of a dark race of foul creatures, created to do the bidding of a great evil in a world of men, elves, and other magical beings. After your master's death, most of your race went die in their caves, but you were reborn, now wishing to do good, while everyone else wants you dead.
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You believe you've done it. Huzzah! Your foolproof instructions have succeeded and the Starbucks cashier wrote your name correctly on the cup! You rush off to tell your friends the good news, and they seem sarcastically elated, but why are they all pronouncing your name wrong?
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