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[WP] Gold is boring. Being a hipster dragon yourself, you decide you want these freshly minted "cryptocurrencies" in your hoard. The problem is you have no idea where the humans keep them.

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[WP] Since turning 18, you have been suffering from severe paranoia. Every day you jot down in your diary the little occurrences that could result in your death. Today you have just published the 4th installment of your "Little Did I Know" book series. People love the bite-sized quirky stories.

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[WP] Despite possessing one of the most craved superpowers in the world, you only use it for the most mundane everyday purposes. Today the government has just made it a critical mission to locate you.

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[WP] Sometimes Google Maps suggests rather bizarre optimized routes.

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[WP] You find this girl in a pub who’s almost a perfect match for you. She’s gorgeous, sweet, funny and well-educated. You would love to ask her out. The thing is, somehow she has this absurd, unshakable belief that the Earth is round.

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[WP] This is not what you imagined when you wished everyone else on earth would disappear. Food in supermarkets goes stale rather quickly, no one fixes your flat tire and it’s such a bore to play League alone.

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[WP] A day far into the future, society has evolved to a point where social norms no longer exist. No behavior is considered socially inappropriate anymore. Describe a typical day at work.

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[SP] The body goes into a monologue about how much harm the person does to it while ignoring all the signs it gives.

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[WP] Your loving spouse has raised several death flags at breakfast today. Is it a true cause for concern or have you just watched too much Netflix lately?

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[WP] "2003? You look a little young for a 17 year old." - "No sir, just 03. As in the third year."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Gold is boring. Being a hipster dragon yourself, you decide you want these freshly minted "cryptocurrencies" in your hoard. The problem is you have no idea where the humans keep them.	8522
[WP] Since turning 18, you have been suffering from severe paranoia. Every day you jot down in your diary the little occurrences that could result in your death. Today you have just published the 4th installment of your "Little Did I Know" book series. People love the bite-sized quirky stories.	27
[WP] Despite possessing one of the most craved superpowers in the world, you only use it for the most mundane everyday purposes. Today the government has just made it a critical mission to locate you.	18
[WP] Sometimes Google Maps suggests rather bizarre optimized routes.	12
[WP] You find this girl in a pub who’s almost a perfect match for you. She’s gorgeous, sweet, funny and well-educated. You would love to ask her out. The thing is, somehow she has this absurd, unshakable belief that the Earth is round.	9
[WP] This is not what you imagined when you wished everyone else on earth would disappear. Food in supermarkets goes stale rather quickly, no one fixes your flat tire and it’s such a bore to play League alone.	4
[WP] A day far into the future, society has evolved to a point where social norms no longer exist. No behavior is considered socially inappropriate anymore. Describe a typical day at work.	4
[SP] The body goes into a monologue about how much harm the person does to it while ignoring all the signs it gives.	4
[WP] Your loving spouse has raised several death flags at breakfast today. Is it a true cause for concern or have you just watched too much Netflix lately?	4
[WP] "2003? You look a little young for a 17 year old." - "No sir, just 03. As in the third year."	3