/u/CorsairVI's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The nightmare has come true; you've woken up back in sixth grade with your memories and knowledge of everything that happened since then intact. You start staring at your classmates around you, aware of how they end up. Your teacher asks you what's wrong as you start weeping.
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[WP] After a year that just continually got worse, you went to sleep on New Year's Eve, 2019, ready to positively face the year ahead. You woke up to find the date to be December 32nd, 2019. That was some time ago; today is December 583rd, 2019, and your sanity is starting to slip.
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[WP] Your parents used to say "As long as you are remembered, you will never die." The good news is you were happy to remember that when you changed the course of human history and everyone knows your name. The bad news is that was about 300 years ago and you'd really quite like to die now.
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[WP] You are the proprietor of "The Wandering Inn", a tavern and guest house that appears sporadically to travellers in different worlds across the multiverse. You keep a journal on all of the weird, wonderful and disturbing visitors you've fed and lodged.
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[WP] With a history of cancer in your family, you wake up one morning feeling weird, so you go to the doctor to have some tests done. After fearing the worst for two weeks, the results come back. The doctor tells you “The good news is that it’s not cancer. The bad news is that...it’s not cancer.”
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[WP] And God said “Let there be light!” However, his electrician, Kevin, still hadn’t finished the wiring yet so God got ready to hear what today’s excuse was.
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[WP] When the aliens came to Earth, we expected them to have superior technology and construction techniques. We weren't quite sure how to react when they revealed they had achieved interstellar flight using no tools more advanced than hammers and nails.
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[WP] Alone on your deathbed, you close your eyes and pray to any deity that's listening to miraculously help you live. As you open your eyes, you see 5 different divine beings at the foot of your bed, each one begging you to take over their position as a god.
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[WP] "But moonlight is reflected sunlight!" you say to your vampire friend. "Ah, but the Moon is a UV radiation sponge" they reply. "Wait, a radiation sponge? That would mean..." you begin and your vampire friend finishes with "Yep; Moon's a space nuke."
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[WP] You love the sound of throwing a big rock into the lake behind your house. On a day like any other, you throw a rock and the rock... stops dead on contact with the water, no ripples or splash. Birds are tweeting, leaves are falling, wind is blowing, but somehow the water has stopped working.
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