/u/CourageKitten's posts

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I decided to prank my vegan friend by sneaking ground beef into her food.

4031 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[EU] It's just another normal day at Hogwarts... until a bunch of muggles burst in the door, claiming to be part of something called the "SCP Foundation".

383 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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I really wish this instrument I got would stop making that annoying clicking noise.

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[EU] You are a Pokémon Professor. It’s always been common knowledge that humans are separate from Pokémon. But one day, while doing research, you accidentally discover how humans can evolve.

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[WP] An alien race finds a video game (your choice) and assumes it is an accurate portrayal of humanity. Write their "Wikipedia page" on humans.

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[WP] As your ship passes by a known siren's den, all your crewmates plug their ears, but since you're asexual, you assume you're immune. Until you start to smell the most wonderful garlic bread...

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"Who's Joe?"

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As I laid in my coffin, I desperately hoped that someone would realize that I wasn't dead.

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As my sweet daughter lay dying in the hospital bed, I wondered what she could have possibly done to deserve this.

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"I sure hope no one triggers my fear of overly long names" I said as I settled down to watch the Super Mario Bros Super Show.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I decided to prank my vegan friend by sneaking ground beef into her food.	4031	TwoSentenceHorror
[EU] It's just another normal day at Hogwarts... until a bunch of muggles burst in the door, claiming to be part of something called the "SCP Foundation".	383	WritingPrompts
I really wish this instrument I got would stop making that annoying clicking noise.	169	TwoSentenceHorror
[EU] You are a Pokémon Professor. It’s always been common knowledge that humans are separate from Pokémon. But one day, while doing research, you accidentally discover how humans can evolve.	152	WritingPrompts
[WP] An alien race finds a video game (your choice) and assumes it is an accurate portrayal of humanity. Write their "Wikipedia page" on humans.	150	WritingPrompts
[WP] As your ship passes by a known siren's den, all your crewmates plug their ears, but since you're asexual, you assume you're immune. Until you start to smell the most wonderful garlic bread...	145	WritingPrompts
"Who's Joe?"	95	TwoSentenceSadness
As I laid in my coffin, I desperately hoped that someone would realize that I wasn't dead.	60	TwoSentenceHorror
As my sweet daughter lay dying in the hospital bed, I wondered what she could have possibly done to deserve this.	55	TwoSentenceHorror
"I sure hope no one triggers my fear of overly long names" I said as I settled down to watch the Super Mario Bros Super Show.	47	2sentence2horror