/u/CourageKitten's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I decided to prank my vegan friend by sneaking ground beef into her food.

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I really wish this instrument I got would stop making that annoying clicking noise.

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As I laid in my coffin, I desperately hoped that someone would realize that I wasn't dead.

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As my sweet daughter lay dying in the hospital bed, I wondered what she could have possibly done to deserve this.

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AITA for not trusting/being paranoid about my wife?

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"Baby, come to the bedroom with me, and don't forget to bring protection." My girlfriend called.

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When I was in a coma, I couldn’t move, but I could hear everything around me.

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History suggests that words like "bear" are euphemisms for the actual name of the creature, for fear that saying it would summon one.

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History suggests that words like "bear" are euphemisms for the actual name of the animal, for fear that saying it would summon one.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I decided to prank my vegan friend by sneaking ground beef into her food.	4031
I really wish this instrument I got would stop making that annoying clicking noise.	169
As I laid in my coffin, I desperately hoped that someone would realize that I wasn't dead.	60
As my sweet daughter lay dying in the hospital bed, I wondered what she could have possibly done to deserve this.	55
AITA for not trusting/being paranoid about my wife?	25
"Baby, come to the bedroom with me, and don't forget to bring protection." My girlfriend called.	14
When I was in a coma, I couldn’t move, but I could hear everything around me.	10
History suggests that words like "bear" are euphemisms for the actual name of the creature, for fear that saying it would summon one.	1
History suggests that words like "bear" are euphemisms for the actual name of the animal, for fear that saying it would summon one.	1