/u/CraftyMcQuirkFace's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] in your world it's a fact if life that legends never die. Why you saw Julius at the bar once and bought him a beer in exchange for a selfie. You've suddenly found you can't die yourself but for the life of you, you can't figure out what you did that made you a legend.
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[WP] in your favorite RPG there's this one npc inn keeper that you always lament your woes to. They don't say anything but they always smile and listen which always makes you feel better. Today to find out your favorite 'npc' is actually a globally ranked player when they save ya from player killers
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[WP] A hyper advanced species introduces themselves as the creators of all life. They explain to the intergalactic community that they're here to undo their greatest mistake, creating humanity. The larger galaxy takes up arms in their defense
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[WP] humans are the intergalactic goblin equivalent! Dangerous in packs, humorously inept alone, love shiny valuables, and we are *everywhere*.
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[WP] you're a normal person going about their day, when you run into a man running around in underwear with what appear to be.... machine guns? When asked 'what the hell he's doing' the man responds with "speed running the game, not that an npc would understand that though."
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[WP] you're on a date with this really nice person when suddenly Mysterious Goons(tm) show up to attack.... both of you whip out a weapon thinking they're after you, because you both lead main character esc lives.
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[WP] "ahem, a your scrying mirror is fixed my queen um... please insure all countermeasure spells are active um... next time you scry 'that pretty witch down in the valley' or any other similar queries..." a damning amount of silence follows.
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[WP] you're an isekai hero! Things are going well until you start finding every trope you've been relying on failing to pan out. Slowly you begin to fear the worst, the villain of this story is also from another world!
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[WP] "I've always wanted to know why do you bind your own spell books?" My human wizard friend smiled and said the most terrifying thing I've ever heard, "Ah after I was rejected from like twenty book binders not wanted to associate with my '*unethical and depraved*' collection of spells I gave up."
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[WP] you were devastated when your thoughtful kind girlfriend up and ended your three year long relationship. You almost didn't believe it ended like that...especially when the kind and thoughtful things you thought she had been doing for you mysteriously continued to be done after she left...
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