/u/CrappySalami's posts
[WP] You decide to spend your Christmas by teleporting inside a Christmas movie. All is well in this beautiful skyscraper when men with guns take the building hostage. You picked the movie Die Hard.
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[WP] At a friends "evil lab", you notice a gun on labeled the 'Dimensional Gun'. Thinking you could travel to other dimensions with it, you decide to shoot yourself. When you pull the trigger you immediately feel compressed, then black out. When you wake up you notice that you body is flat as paper.
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[WP] A glowing rainbow donut is delivered to your room. You eat it, and immediately your skin begins to glow and you begin to float.
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[WP] "Give me your wallet, or ill slash you." You dont listen, and the mugger slashes your hand off, only to find circuts and wires insead of bones and blood.
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[WP] You are watching old DV camcorder videos from when you were 20 years younger. In one of the videos, you watch your mom crying at a funeral. As the camera pans inside the casket, its you.
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