/u/Crazed_waffle_party's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]"Genie, there is no such thing as magic. Time will remain frozen until you find a way to make your master's wish come true," a heavenly voice boomed as a newly recruited genie tried to grant his first wish.
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[WP]Little Orphan Annie is praying that someone will come and adopt her. During the next open house, Daddy Warbucks never shows, but another beloved billionaire does, Lex Luther
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[WP] Your name is Steve and you are part of the most destructive hivemind in the galaxy. You thought assimilating would kill your individuality and freewill. Instead, you haven't really noticed a difference. The hivemind, however, has entered a state of psychosis trying to rationalize your presence
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[WP]The year is 2100. The Queen of England is still alive, but begging the public to stop singing "God save the Queen", so that the curse can finally be broken
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[WP]"Wait, so you're telling me I have to suffer through an eternity of torment because of a lifetime of misdeeds?" "That's a myth. You just have to experience the collective equivalence of the suffering you've caused. Let me look at your file. Oh my, I've never seen such a cruel sentence."
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[WP] 10,000 years ago, a great war between life and A.I. took place throughout the Galactic Federation. Since then, all A.I. has been banned. However, a new fledgling species, the humans, have begun dabbling in the dark sciences
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[WP]Every single night, you tremble in bed because of the monster living in your closet. One day, you finally scream "leave creature". The monster responds: "If I leave, then who will protect you from the monsters?"
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[WP]You are an overworked slave on one of the Federation's mining planets. Fortunately, 700 years ago, your great... great grandpa bought your great... great grandmother a star as an anniversary present. The grand administrators have identified you as the sole inheritor of the solar system
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[WP]You are a UFO hunter who came across the jackpot, a real life U.F.O.. You look through the wreckage and find a severely injured alien. You take his body back to your cabin and start to nurse him back to health. Upon his waking, he thanks you until he notices your Amazon Alexa in horror
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