/u/CrazyCrazyCanuck's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] On Dec 31st, 2016, everyone hears the exact same broadcast message in their head: “Level 2016 failed; restarting level.”
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[WP] The janitor found a rotting corpse full of high tech gadgets stuck in the ventilation duct. That’s the fifth one this year. He’s starting to have serious reservations about his employer.
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[WP] You are Earth’s ambassador to the Galactic Senate, tasked to promote tourism and free trade. Not an easy job considering that every alien specie perceives Homo sapiens as Lovecraftian world devourers.
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[WP] England’s string of bad luck continues as Argentina launches a surprise attack and captures the entirety of Great Britain
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[WP] The best kept secret of the military is that the real Navy SEALs is entirely composed of actual seals. Describe how the bin Laden raid really went down.
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[WP] Scientists were dumbfounded as to how there's life on Earth now, when there clearly wasn't when they last visited 4 billions years ago. It turned out that it grew from the poop that a scientist had taken on the planet.
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[WP] Back in the early 21st century, SpaceX sold a small number of lifetime passes to raise funding. Now in 2517, people cleverly abusing those passes are starting to strain SpaceX’s intergalactic transport network.
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[WP] Companies are stockpiling emergency dank memes in order to distract people during PR disasters. You are the most sought-after Meme Master in the world.
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