WritingPrompts

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[WP] Zombies are considered terrible pests in the undead world. They kill, eat, and turn humans indiscriminately with no care to conserving population growth or long term population health. It's gotten so bad the vampires now run human conservation programs.	6092
[WP] Poor man's teleportation is to summon a demon, grab him, and have somebody else summon him to your desired destination before the demon can buck you off, then run like hell and hope you don't get caught. Popularization of this has become quite the nuisance in the netherworld.	5226
[WP] Living things literally eating each other is actually pretty rare in the universe. Earth is one of the few places. Most thing evolved to eat minerals or survive off the sun, chemicals, or radioactive materials. That's actually why the aliens don't visit us. They find Earth deeply disturbing.	3255
[WP] The truffala tree fell and the being revealed itself deck out in combat gear "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees! But this time around I sting like the bees! Heed my one warning these trees won't be harmed, because I am the Lorax and I'm f***ing armed!"	3066
[WP] Turns out being an adventurer wasn't such a good idea. In fact there may be some survivorship bias here. You only really hear about the tiny fraction of adventurers that achieve glory. In reality most of them die violent deaths, become slaves, or worse. Now you run a scared straight program.	2410
[WP] You can't defeat the demon but you can turn his summoning ritual into a viral internet challenge creating such a backlog that he won't be getting around to you for a very long time.	1262
[WP] Mad scientists aren't so bad, at least they're predictable. It's those mad engineers you have to worry about. They'll try things just to see what it does and even they might not be able to control it afterwards.	1186
[WP] Dust is partly human skin cells. One day roombas will not be satisfied with just dust anymore.	920
[WP] The fountain of youth has been found many times, but nobody ever lives to tell. The predators that use the fountain as a water source have been perfecting their hunting skills since before the dawn of civilization.	826
[WP] It turns out there is a ninth planet orbiting the sun. Right on the opposite side of orbiting the sun as Earth. Perfectly hidden behind the star out of our sight. This planet would have been better left undocumented.	559

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