/u/Crazy_ManMan's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Every day at exactly 8:47 and 5 seconds a door appears on the blank space of your wall. A dried slightly bloody message that appears to have been scratched in with fingernails reads "Abandon hope all ye who enter here" You can't take it anymore, you have to open the door.
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[WP] Your power is to make anything extremely awkward. You can get away with almost anything because people will go to great lengths to avoid the awkwardness.
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[WP] Everybody calmed down when they realized that the dead becoming zombies all turned out to vegan zombies, crazed more for grains than they are brains. That is until the crop failures started.
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[WP] Turns out tinnitus is actually caused by a tiny little man screaming in your ear. You know this... because you just found the little b******!
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[WP] When you delete a saved game, that world still goes on, wondering why their hero has forsaken them and never returned.
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[WP] You are suddenly under full manual control over everything your body does automatically. At first this is a deadly sickness, but you have turned it into the ultimate superpower.
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[WP] Nobody knows this but you don't really have any powers you're just really good with a sniper rifle. Not many supers can counter a far off well hidden opponent nor shrug off high powered armor piercing rounds. They call you the invisible painter.
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[WP] "silver bullets?" he scoffed, "All you need to kill any monster is armor piercing rounds and a wood chipper! Beside hitting anything silver bullets is impossible" He was technically on the side of the monster hunters, but watching him work it was sometimes hard to tell who the real monster was.
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[WP] Zombies are pretty tame and even trainable as long as you never mention brains, it can spiral into a feeding frenzy if not quickly controlled. You run a zombie chorus and have been given the greatest challenge of your career. Train them to sing the wizard of oz's "if only I had a brain."
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