/u/Crazy_ManMan's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are now in full manual control of all of your body's normally automatic functions. Good luck.
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[WP] An alien has been staying at your house because he says he needs to observe an average human to determine if humanity is worth saving. In reality he's actually just a squatter looking for a free place to crash for a while.
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[WP] Lots of inexplicable frankly unbelievable things happen here all the time. The secret to surviving is to just pretend everything is completely normal. The out-of-towners never seem to listen.
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[WP] To terraform planets on a budget people have started opening many portals to hell to heat the planet then blessing the rain clouds to clean up the mess. It's become such a problem for hell that they're worried about climate change. That's right, hell might freeze over!
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[WP] Turns out Satan isn't such a bad guy after all, he is just surrounded by a**holes that are constantly trying his patience. It's hell.
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[WP] You are trying hard at this cooking thing, suddenly a giant cloud bursts forth from the cooking pot "I am Abigor ruler of!!! Martha?! Is that you? Trying to take up cooking again I see. A little too much sauce this time." You have accidentally summoned a demon... again.
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[WP] "I summon the counsel of ancient ancestors seeking wisdom and guidance" Suddenly a slimy fish like creature with strange appendages flops onto the table making guttural sounds "I think we went too far back" "no wait... we should hear him out"
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[WP] A theoretical automated prison exists orbiting just inside the event horizon of a supermassive black hole. It's where they send the craftiest and most dangerous criminals but there's no way to confirm if they even survive. Escape is considered physically impossible... You're not yet convinced.
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[WP] People think you're clairvoyant but you actually just hear the narrator and are good at reading subtitles backwards. The narrator is kind of an a** though so you can't always take is word for things and he is kind of annoying sometimes.
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[WP] Your super power? You are a master of psychological warfare. You don't foil their plans, you break their spirit and let them tear themselves apart. If that doesn't work an anti-tank sniper rifle with explosive rounds usually does. You're on the hero team but even they're kind of scared of you.
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