/u/CreepyUncleDed's posts
[WP] A witch cursed you with incredibly bad luck. A kindly mage tried to cancel out the curse by blessing you with luck. It kinda worked. You now end up in danger all the time yet somehow never get hurt. Sometimes you win a lottery, only to lose the winnings in the most unlikely way possible.
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[EU] You are the most powerful Sith ever. You are a nice person though, working in the open. You have a license to own a lightsaber, lead a Sith school on Coruscant, promote the dark in the media, help willing Jedi reunite with their families and constantly sue the Jedi Order over EHS violations.
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[WP] After exploring the galaxy for quite some time, humanity finally makes first contact. Turns out science fiction got it wrong: compared to the other races humans are advanced, logical, responsible, long lived pacifists and the galaxy is a massive clusterfuck.
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[WP] Humanity has colonized the entire universe, finding no life, besides some simple bacteria. In search of intelligent life, we open a portal to another universe. This one is full of life, there is even a second Earth present. An Earth with humans conquered and enslaved by aliens.
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[WP] Haunted Ingredients flying around your kitchen, somehow preparing you delicious meals, a brand new sweater with your name knitting itself in broad daylight. It would seem your grandmom doesn't realize she is dead. Or maybe she just doesn't care.
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[WP] Everything you did in your life was average. One day you made a nasty looking dinner, but you noticed, that every other quality of said dinner magically increased, making it average. That's when you discovered your superpower. You are Average Man, the mightiest superhero.
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[WP] Aliens said that most of our technology is some kind of magic. They built a radio using our blueprints, but it didn't work. When a human touched it, every light in the room exploded and the radio immediately started playing his favorite station live, despite being light years away from Earth.
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[WP] You died an unsung hero, giving your life so that your companion could live. Said companion lived on to become a powerful mage, obsessed with bringing you back. Years later, surrounded by sacrifices and a massive ritual circle, wake up to a very different world.
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[EU] Earth isn't humans place of origin, it's just a lost colony, ready for reintegration. What makes it interesting for The Emperor is the little board game humans there like to play called Warhammer 40000, wich contains alarmingly accurate data about the history of the galaxy... and it's future.
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